How to Identify Where a Driver is From
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with
gun in lap: Los Angeles.
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear
window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to
antenna: West Virginia.
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane
with the left blinker on: Florida.
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Burnt Potato
Laura and Freddy are cousins, and their grandmother is babysitting
them for the day.
Although Freddy's mom is the renowned chef in the family, Laura's mom
prepared lunch earlier, including potatoes in the oven. But one fell
and got badly burnt, almost like a piece of charcoal. Grandma jumped
on the occasion to show the kids how to draw with it on a piece of paper.
Feeling sad, Freddy observed: "My mom would NEVER burn potatoes for me!"
Burnt Potato
Laura and Freddy are cousins, and their grandmother is babysitting
them for the day.
Although Freddy's mom is the renowned chef in the family, Laura's mom
prepared lunch earlier, including potatoes in the oven. But one fell
and got badly burnt, almost like a piece of charcoal. Grandma jumped
on the occasion to show the kids how to draw with it on a piece of paper.
Feeling sad, Freddy observed: "My mom would NEVER burn potatoes for me!"
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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
“I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”
The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” ...
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